So...um...a fat guy ate my sword the other day

Okay...so I was just walking down the street patroling making sure that there was nothing bad going on and then, out of the blue a 600-pound guy walk up to me and say ''Give me food...NOOOOW'' so I said ''naw, not right now... but I will later''. So he got mad a punched me into a brick wall. I then pulled out my nice, beautiful, and precious sword and was going to slice him up but before I could do so this guy ate half of my sword. This got me really rilled up. BAM, I socked him in his jaw but he didn't feel it due to the amount of fat surrounding his jaw. Thats when he kept attacking me for 45 seconds strait. I kept dodging and dodging. Soon, he got tired and said '' I'm tired...me........want.....fooood''. Thats when I saw my chance to attack so I just decided to breath fire on him and burn the fat off of him. After burning through the fat the used-to-be fat guy was now skinny. So I through a fireball and finished him off...and went back to my ninja patroling.This really did happen, thats why I haven't been on Gamespot for two weeks.BTW, I also got a new sword made out of pure obsidian. Its sooooooo awsome. Bye Bye So...um...a fat guy ate my sword the other day
... Oh... right... okay... What do we do now?So...um...a fat guy ate my sword the other day
Nice.
+3 for being original, -5 for not being funny.
Oh that was you! I saw that, you've emphasised your role in the story, I remember there being angelic hordes swooping in and doing most of the work.
[QUOTE=''Samwel_X'']... Oh... right... okay... What do we do now?[/QUOTE]Stay away from the shadows...
[QUOTE=''-Jiggles-'']+3 for being original, -5 for not being funny.[/QUOTE]Funny...That really did happen:([QUOTE=''clembo1990'']Oh that was you! I saw that, you've emphasised your role in the story, I remember there being angelic hordes swooping in and doing most of the work.[/QUOTE]Were you on drugs....
That's a great story! Could you tell it again?
I want my 30 seconds back. This was a waste of my time.
That's nothing, a 200 pound man dodged bullets I was shooting at him with.
interesting story.  a 600# man would be pretty slow you should have been able to beat him.
In b4 ''A sword ate my fat guy today.''
A little harsh.
Sounds pretty sexy.
Dude nobody cares about your every-day life experiences, this should be a blog;)
[QUOTE=''Theokhoth'']In b4 ''A sword ate my fat guy today.''[/QUOTE]Or a ''So I ate a guy's sword today....'' thread.
Technically a human cannot digest metals so this fact is putting your story into flawed territory automatically. Depending on the width of the sword, he would of not been able to get that half of a sword down in his stomach because the esophagus is not wide enough. Sir YOU FAIL. lol im just joking but thats how some people on the forums are 
[QUOTE=''AtomicBaconBits''][QUOTE=''Theokhoth'']In b4 ''A sword ate my fat guy today.''[/QUOTE]Or a ''So I ate a guy's sword today....'' thread.[/QUOTE]Or ''I got eaten by a fat guy today. . .''
lol, blog it? ;)
Funny, a sword ate my fat guy the other day. Edit: Doh! I hate you for that.