Chuck Norris vs God

who would win in a chess game?Chuck Norris vs God
Chuck is known for strength not intelligence so God (he wouldnt win a fight either)Chuck Norris vs God
God, he is ominent, powerful and just. And he has Angels backing him up. God can beat Norris in anything.
Chuck Norris would stare God in the face and say ''I win''. God would have to just take it and back off.
If God knows all, he will know how to beat norris, and he would know before hand that he would already win. Oh my god, no free will >_>
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. God stands no chance against him.
God. God can snap a finger and Chuck would be back in his mother.
What a stupid thread. It's already well known that Chuck Norris defecated God after eating 3 million tons of raw chili.
 This has alread happened...don't you read your Bible?   *Emulates in the best pentecostal voice he can* From the book of Genesis''In the beginning, there was a chess board. And God said to Chuck Norris,''Verily, verily, I saw you move that pawn whilst I drank from holy grail!'' And Chuck Norris replied, ''No one calls me a cheater!'' and promptly round house kicked God in the mouth. A tooth of God then dislodged from his mouth and upon grew the Universe in the instance we now affectionally call the Big Bang.''
Question: When will this Chuck Norris thing end? Whatever the answer, it isn't soon enough.
just to remind people who the real boss is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE
A chess game? God.A fight? Norris.
Well here's some facts about Chuck Norris. 1. The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night. 2. Chuck Norris uses a nightlight, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.  3. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.  4. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.  5. Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.  6. Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one dares question his motives.  7. Chuck Norris grinds his coffe beans with his teeth and boils his water with rage.  8. Chuck Norris does not own an oven or a microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.    I doubt God even God can beat that.
Chuck Norris, unlike God, actually exists, so I'll pick him. ;)
[QUOTE=''aliblabla2007'']Chuck Norris, unlike God, actually exists, so I'll pick him. ;)[/QUOTE] Don't turn this into a religious debate please. We're having fun.
Well, the reason Chuck Norris has no CTRL button on his computer is because he is always in control so he should be able to control who wins a chess game.
[QUOTE=''boshlonavish''][QUOTE=''aliblabla2007'']Chuck Norris, unlike God, actually exists, so I'll pick him. ;)[/QUOTE] Don't turn this into a religious debate please. We're having fun. [/QUOTE]Yeah, I know, I was just kidding around.
[QUOTE=''aliblabla2007''][QUOTE=''boshlonavish''][QUOTE=''aliblabla2007'']Chuck Norris, unlike God, actually exists, so I'll pick him. ;)[/QUOTE] Don't turn this into a religious debate please. We're having fun. [/QUOTE]Yeah, I know, I was just kidding around. [/QUOTE] I know. I can just see it though: God doesn't exist. Ya he does.  And the madness begins.
god.
[QUOTE=''UnrighteousFury'']Question: When will this Chuck Norris thing end? Whatever the answer, it isn't soon enough. [/QUOTE]
When Chuck Norris says it will end. There is nothing with some friendly apotheosis. And Chuck Norris really is better than God. He's Chuck Norris.