Your kid asks you where babies come from, what do you say??

Where did u think babies come from??Your kid asks you where babies come from, what do you say??
the bird that carries them lolYour kid asks you where babies come from, what do you say??
The adoption center.
My kid asked me and I said out of your mother.
''Thats a secret only mommys know, you have to ask her''
[QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath'']My kid asked me and I said out of your mother. [/QUOTE]LOL, good one! But seriously, where do babies come from?
[QUOTE=''Big_player'']''Thats a secret only mommys know, you have to ask her''[/QUOTE]Haha thats just cold...
I''d tell him about rape and how would it benefit his life.
[QUOTE=''Oleg_Huzwog''][QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath'']My kid asked me and I said out of your mother. [/QUOTE]LOL, good one! But seriously, where do babies come from?[/QUOTE]They come from the Womb. The babies exist out of the Vagina
'' They come from yo Mama, fool!''
I'd be honest with him/her.
[QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath''][QUOTE=''Oleg_Huzwog''] [QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath'']My kid asked me and I said out of your mother. [/QUOTE]LOL, good one! But seriously, where do babies come from?[/QUOTE]They come from the Womb. The babies exist out of the Vagina [/QUOTE]What? No way. Really? That's disgusting!
umm the stork.
[QUOTE=''Oleg_Huzwog''][QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath''][QUOTE=''Oleg_Huzwog''] LOL, good one! But seriously, where do babies come from?[/QUOTE]They come from the Womb. The babies exist out of the Vagina [/QUOTE]What? No way. Really? That's disgusting![/QUOTE]Not really. Just don't think about you comming out of your mothers thing and it will be a ok./ 
Ask your father.
I'll tell them to ask your mother >__>
Your mother
''Sears, they send out a catalog every year with the new models.''In all honesty the ''you came out of your mommy's tummy'' line works pretty well. Later on you can explain that women have eggs, and later on you'll have to explain how you put him there, unless he / she figures it out on their own. Hell, I'd figured it out on my own before my parents thought to talk to me about it, which made things even more awkward on them.''Now that you're getting a sister, do you have any questions on where babies come from?''''no''''Are you sure? It's ok to ask''''No, I know where they come from''''Where do you think they come from?''''A man puts his penis in a women's vagina his sperm travel until they reach and fertilize the egg, which grows in the womb until a baby is born''''No more Sesame Street for you, ever again''.
[QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath''][QUOTE=''Oleg_Huzwog''][QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath'']My kid asked me and I said out of your mother. [/QUOTE]LOL, good one! But seriously, where do babies come from?[/QUOTE]They come from the Womb. The babies exist out of the Vagina [/QUOTE]thanks for ruining my childhood.
''Your Mom''.