Whats the deal with airline food?

seriously, what is the deal with airline food? and why do people say this??!?!?! i wanna know!Whats the deal with airline food?
i think it's a pretty good snack.Whats the deal with airline food?
Well, you see:Airline food is the food they serve you on an airplane. It's usually quite cheap because they need to serve it to so many people. 
It's an allusion to a Jerry Seinfeld comedy act
[QUOTE=''dunny55'']seriously, what is the deal with airline food? and why do people say this??!?!?! i wanna know![/QUOTE] It's a joke about how heaps of stand-up comedians make jokes about airline food.
i sorta like it, it's good to disect and wonder what actually's in it
It's a thing you say in response to someone who rips a line from Seinfeld and tries to pass it off as their own witty quip.
I once had scrambled eggs on a plane. It was like an egg biscuit... same consistency too.
I've only ever been on one flight that had food provided, and I wasn't hungry.
[QUOTE=''Bourbons3'']I've only ever been on one flight that had food provided, and I wasn't hungry.[/QUOTE]then wat happened
[QUOTE=''Luncbox1'']It's an allusion to a Jerry Seinfeld comedy act[/QUOTE] I know.
from seinfield. its cheap food that people get when flying. i think its alright. i once went to italy they gave everyone first class food. i tasted like a step up from the regular food.
I enjoy it as it's like a picnic and you never know exactly what your gonna get. Shame they stopped with the metal cutlery though, as the mini spoons are great in my kitchen :lol:
[QUOTE=''iam2green'']from seinfield. its cheap food that people get when flying. i think its alright. i once went to italy they gave everyone first class food. i tasted like a step up from the regular food. [/QUOTE] i got good food goiing to italy too, it was real meat!
[QUOTE=''rockguy92''][QUOTE=''Luncbox1'']It's an allusion to a Jerry Seinfeld comedy act[/QUOTE] I know.[/QUOTE] I wasn't exactly talking to you, but good job that you know... :?
I love airline food, but hate the meals.

If I was in charge of 'Heroes'

The first season of 'Heroes' was a masterpiece of storytelling and character development. Then came the subsequent seasons, which have lost all grasp of 'common' sense. Lots of the story involved in these seasons require viewers to think wildly out of the box, and assume people should lose a sense of common thought when they discover they have inherent super-abilities. Personally, here is a list of things that could make this series coherent and viewable again.
1. Hire actual comic-writers as consultants for the scripts
2. Hire a capable producer
3. Insert some humor into the show, even Wolverine cracks a joke every now and then
4. Trim out the character list
5. Nerf Peter and Sylar/Gabriel, this may already being done
6. Kill Hiro. Don't get me wrong I loved Hiro, but his power makes the story incomprehensible.
7. Kill Mohinder, does anyone like that guy?

Hopefully, somebody fixes this show, because the first season had so much potential. If I was in charge of 'Heroes'
I've never understood how people can't follow the story because of Hiro's time travelling...it's hardly confusingIf I was in charge of 'Heroes'
its just a xmen rip-off no need to get worked up over it
Peter's already been nerfed, Sylar's been to a degree (they wiped his slate of powers clean except for his telekinesis at the start of season, so he's only got a few powers now) and by the looks of the last episode, taken away Hiro's power as well. So some of those are already going in motion.  The fact that they've dumped two of their producers/writers (and apparently those two were the ones who were responsible for the show's current ''move, don't think'' mentality, and changed a lot of what Tim Kring planned for the season) and Bryan Fuller, who was a major writer for season 1 (and wrote many of the best episodes, like ''Company Man'') is planning on returning to the series if his current show is cancelled in January, which is very liekly, I'd say things are looking like they ought to improve on the show soon.
1. Hire actual comic-writers as consultants for the scriptsIt's not a comedy. I like the level of humor in it right now. 2. Hire a capable producerThe Producer is fine.3. Insert some humor into the show, even Wolverine cracks a joke every now and thenThere is humor in the show.4. Trim out the character listAgreed, but only a few.5. Nerf Peter and Sylar/Gabriel, this may already being doneThis isn't necessary, and the way they are doing it now by making an even more powerful bad guy.. is really lame. 6. Kill Hiro. Don't get me wrong I loved Hiro, but his power makes the story incomprehensible.Hrio is the show. Without his ability nothing would make sense. 7. Kill Mohinder, does anyone like that guy?Mohinder is the Narator since season 1. He was one of my favorite characters untill recently.In conclusion... The only thing that needs to be fixed about Heros is the execessive characters that play small rolls. And to keep the story line some what respectable. Destroying Characters we've come to love like Mohinder, and Peter is where the show is getting of track. 
[QUOTE=''omipatrick'']

The first season of 'Heroes' was a masterpiece of storytelling and character development. Then came the subsequent seasons, which have lost all grasp of 'common' sense. Lots of the story involved in these seasons require viewers to think wildly out of the box, and assume people should lose a sense of common thought when they discover they have inherent super-abilities. Personally, here is a list of things that could make this series coherent and viewable again.
1. Hire actual comic-writers as consultants for the scripts
2. Hire a capable producer
3. Insert some humor into the show, even Wolverine cracks a joke every now and then
4. Trim out the character list
5. Nerf Peter and Sylar/Gabriel, this may already being done
6. Kill Hiro. Don't get me wrong I loved Hiro, but his power makes the story incomprehensible.
7. Kill Mohinder, does anyone like that guy?

Hopefully, somebody fixes this show, because the first season had so much potential. [/QUOTE]

You know that Jeph Loeb who was just let go is an actual comic writer, right? Of course, he writes stuff like Ultimates 3 and brought us the ''glory'' of Onslaught back in the 1990's *shudder*

[QUOTE=''freshgman'']its just a xmen rip-off no need to get worked up over it[/QUOTE] Please actually watch a Heroes episode before saying something as ridiculous as that. 
Actually, I'm happy with Heroes as is
I really like heroe, but from what I've been seeing lately, I have to tell you, I ain't impressed. How does this one guy (Mr.Petrelli) do so much, while all the heroes are losing their power. I hope they do something soon b/c I'm honestly getting frustrated with all the time traveling and alternate universes. How are we even sure what were watching is what's truly happening?
If I was in charge of the station that funds Heroes I would stop funding it.The first series was pretty decent, the second appalling and the third even worse. The story line is not confusing, but rather dull, tried and tested. The characters are boring and 2 dimensional, always getting into the same boring situations, some of the acting, particularly from Claire is laughable, and there is no sense of suspense. While series 2 had no pacing until the last episode, where basically the whole series plot actually happened, series 3 has almost too much happening, so suspense is lost through the near immediate resolution to all the situations characters film themselves in.But hey, I don't fund Heroes... 
I'm just glad that NBC realized that Heroes was getting out of control, and made the decision to get rid of Loeb and Alexander before things got so far gone they were unfixable.  At least, I should say I hope the series can still be saved.  I loved Season One, and I even enjoyed Season Two, but so far, Season Three is just... meh. 
[QUOTE=''DrSponge'']I've never understood how people can't follow the story because of Hiro's time travelling...it's hardly confusing[/QUOTE]

Agreed. There's nothing really confusing about it.
[QUOTE=''Bloodbath_87''][QUOTE=''DrSponge'']I've never understood how people can't follow the story because of Hiro's time travelling...it's hardly confusing[/QUOTE] Agreed. There's nothing really confusing about it.[/QUOTE]
I'm not saying the story is hard to follow, it just doesn't make sense, the characters on random occasions do something completely out of character to do something that 'fits' with the show. For, instance why does Mohinder all of sudden want powers? None of the character's follow any sort of development path that is comprehensible, other than Sylar/Gabriel.

[QUOTE=''omipatrick''][QUOTE=''Bloodbath_87''][QUOTE=''DrSponge'']I've never understood how people can't follow the story because of Hiro's time travelling...it's hardly confusing[/QUOTE] Agreed. There's nothing really confusing about it.[/QUOTE]
I'm not saying the story is hard to follow, it just doesn't make sense, the characters on random occasions do something completely out of character to do something that 'fits' with the show. For, instance why does Mohinder all of sudden want powers? None of the character's follow any sort of development path that is comprehensible, other than Sylar/Gabriel.
[/QUOTE]I don't think Mohinder ever wanted powers until after he actually got them. He stuck himself with the super-needle in order to test his theory, not gain the powers (because at the time, he had no idea what the hell would happen).
[QUOTE=''EMOEVOLUTION'']1. Hire actual comic-writers as consultants for the scriptsIt's not a comedy. I like the level of humor in it right now. 2. Hire a capable producerThe Producer is fine.3. Insert some humor into the show, even Wolverine cracks a joke every now and thenThere is humor in the show.4. Trim out the character listAgreed, but only a few.5. Nerf Peter and Sylar/Gabriel, this may already being doneThis isn't necessary, and the way they are doing it now by making an even more powerful bad guy.. is really lame. 6. Kill Hiro. Don't get me wrong I loved Hiro, but his power makes the story incomprehensible.Hrio is the show. Without his ability nothing would make sense. 7. Kill Mohinder, does anyone like that guy?Mohinder is the Narator since season 1. He was one of my favorite characters untill recently.In conclusion... The only thing that needs to be fixed about Heros is the execessive characters that play small rolls. And to keep the story line some what respectable. Destroying Characters we've come to love like Mohinder, and Peter is where the show is getting of track. [/QUOTE]
1. What does a comic-writer have to do with humor in the show? The show needs one to held create a story that can have a standalone episode while maintaining a larger story and also help balance characters without overpowering them; i.e. Peter, Hiro, Sylar/Gabriel.
2. The producer is fine? They just got fired.
3. Humor? When was the last time did anybody besides Hiro's absurd storyline and Parkman's storyline make you laugh?
4. Glad we agree on something
5. The characters are overpowered. Personally I'd make Peter only capable of 'storing' limited amount of powers and if he uses other they just be near him. Sylar would actually have a harmful physical aliment as he took more powers.
6. Hiro use to be the show, before he started time-traveling adventure
7. Seriously?
 
[QUOTE=''Theokhoth''][QUOTE=''omipatrick''][QUOTE=''Bloodbath_87''] Agreed. There's nothing really confusing about it.[/QUOTE]
I'm not saying the story is hard to follow, it just doesn't make sense, the characters on random occasions do something completely out of character to do something that 'fits' with the show. For, instance why does Mohinder all of sudden want powers? None of the character's follow any sort of development path that is comprehensible, other than Sylar/Gabriel.
[/QUOTE]I don't think Mohinder ever wanted powers until after he actually got them. He stuck himself with the super-needle in order to test his theory, not gain the powers (because at the time, he had no idea what the hell would happen). [/QUOTE]
He actually wanted powers, and had no clue as to the actual nature of his 'serum'. Which makes no sense why a scientist would do that without more viable proof
[QUOTE=''omipatrick''][QUOTE=''Theokhoth''][QUOTE=''omipatrick'']
I'm not saying the story is hard to follow, it just doesn't make sense, the characters on random occasions do something completely out of character to do something that 'fits' with the show. For, instance why does Mohinder all of sudden want powers? None of the character's follow any sort of development path that is comprehensible, other than Sylar/Gabriel.
[/QUOTE]I don't think Mohinder ever wanted powers until after he actually got them. He stuck himself with the super-needle in order to test his theory, not gain the powers (because at the time, he had no idea what the hell would happen). [/QUOTE]
He actually wanted powers, and had no clue as to the actual nature of his 'serum'. Which makes no sense why a scientist would do that without more viable proof[/QUOTE]He needed to do that in order to actually get the viable proof. Nobody else was raising their hand.
[QUOTE=''Samwel_X''] If I was in charge of the station that funds Heroes I would stop funding it.The first series was pretty decent, the second appalling and the third even worse. The story line is not confusing, but rather dull, tried and tested. The characters are boring and 2 dimensional, always getting into the same boring situations, some of the acting, particularly from Claire is laughable, and there is no sense of suspense. While series 2 had no pacing until the last episode, where basically the whole series plot actually happened, series 3 has almost too much happening, so suspense is lost through the near immediate resolution to all the situations characters film themselves in.But hey, I don't fund Heroes... [/QUOTE]^This. Heroes is the most dull show on TV. It's not that there isn't humor in the dialogue, there is just no humor in the show. It takes itself waaaaaay too seriously. IMO of course...
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Senior stuff

I don't know why, but I want you all to know are senior crap, chosen by me ;) Senior song, Bob Dylan- Like a rolling stoneSenior flower, Dandy LionSenior Moto, If oppurtuniaty dosen't come knocking, kick the door down. Senior stuff
I hate being a senior in High school. :( ...stupid senior project :x...Senior stuff
.....What?

[QUOTE=''DJ-Lafleur'']I hate being a senior in High school. :( ...stupid senior project :x...[/QUOTE]You have to do a senior project? I have never heard of that, what is it? 

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Priest: No communion for Obama supporters

[QUOTE=''MSNBC'']A South Carolina Roman Catholic priest has told his parishioners that they should refrain from receiving Holy Communion if they voted for Barack Obama because the Democratic president-elect supports abortion, and supporting him ''constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil.''[/QUOTE]Source
Do you think it's right to deny people their communion just because they voted for Obama, and he just happens to be pro-choice?
Priest: No communion for Obama supporters
Thats not right.Priest: No communion for Obama supporters
That's completely idiotic.
That's beyond idiotic...
How does the churce know who they voted for anyways?
Wow that is messed up.
Religion fails again!
[QUOTE=''DivergeUnify'']How does the churce know who they voted for anyways?[/QUOTE]My guess is he would ask them  :?
How does the church know who your voted for :?
[QUOTE=''Dr_Brocoli'']Religion fails again![/QUOTE]It's not religion that fails, it's that one guy.
Hopefully the Catholic church does this more often, hopefully it will put people off of being apart of that institution and start thinking for themselves.
well thats nice:roll:
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That's pretty funny but in a sad way.
[QUOTE=''DivergeUnify'']How does the churce know who they voted for anyways?[/QUOTE]piss test.
Same thing here. Our bishop passed a letter sayin that if you vote for a pro-choice canadite it is a mortal sin and thus you cannot receive communion unless you go to confession. Yes I agree it is beyond all idiocy I have seen in this world. For a catholic who votes (or will vote I can't vote yet) most importantly for secular reasons and put my faith as a bonus (ex. if the canadite happens to be pro-life great but thats not why I am going to vote for him). The theology teacher at our Catholic School (sectional school FTL) is telling everyone it is most important to vote based on your faith and leave the secular reasons i.e. the economy as least important. It makes me so mad!
Voting for Obama didn't stop me from receiving communion this past weekend.
Well, look at it from their point of view: Those people support a man who supports an action that is viewed as the equivalent to infanticide, an abhorrent act that is viewed as absolutely despicable in every country on Earth, and is ten times as despicable in Catholicism. Should the church commune somebody who, as far as they're concerned, supports one of the most nightmarish legislations in American history? Should the people, who know that this is the view of the church they follow, expect their chuch to just make an exception in their case?

Would you drink your own urine to survive?

Some guy who was buried after the earthquake in china did.Me, personally, drink my own urine for fun, because its sterile... and i like the taste! Would you drink your own urine to survive?
you gotta do what you gotta doWould you drink your own urine to survive?
I drink my urine regularly...
[QUOTE=''FrKnPuertoRican'']Some guy who was buried after the earthquake in china did.Me, personally, drink my own urine for fun, because its sterile... and i like the taste! [/QUOTE] Are you serious?  I do the same as well.  I didn't think anyone on ot did that too. 
I am pretty sure drinking urine is like drinking salt water.
[QUOTE=''foxhound_fox'']I am pretty sure drinking urine is like drinking salt water.[/QUOTE] I think it taste better but your close.
[QUOTE=''Meeeko''][QUOTE=''FrKnPuertoRican'']  Are you serious?  I do the same as well.  I didn't think anyone on ot did that too.  [/QUOTE] Seriously?!? We should become friends on facebook? Do you refrigerate it first or like it warm?  [QUOTE=''Meeeko''][QUOTE=''FrKnPuertoRican'']Some guy who was buried after the earthquake in china did.Me, personally, drink my own urine for fun, because its sterile... and i like the taste! [/QUOTE] Are you serious?  I do the same as well.  I didn't think anyone on ot did that too.  [/QUOTE] Seriously?!? we should become facebook friends. Do you refrigerate it first, or do you like it warm?
Unquestionably if it were a life and death situation. But you should only drink it when it's fresh mkay?
[QUOTE=''FrKnPuertoRican''][QUOTE=''Meeeko''][QUOTE=''FrKnPuertoRican'']  Seriously?!? We should become friends on facebook? Do you refrigerate it first or like it warm?  [QUOTE=''Meeeko''][QUOTE=''FrKnPuertoRican'']Some guy who was buried after the earthquake in china did.Me, personally, drink my own urine for fun, because its sterile... and i like the taste! [/QUOTE] Are you serious?  I do the same as well.  I didn't think anyone on ot did that too.  [/QUOTE] Seriously?!? we should become facebook friends. Do you refrigerate it first, or do you like it warm? [/QUOTE] Only freshly made. Sometimes mid-stream..
Well yeah. I mean I'm not going to let myself die just so I can say ''I've never drank my own urine before''
If I'm so thirsty that anything I drink at the time wouldn't taste bad, then yeah.
as long as its not very concentrated..... then yes.
 Drinking your own urine makes you less likely to survive so... no. :o
I'd rather die of thirst.
sounds delicious.
Yes. You would be surprised what humans will do to survive.
Didn't that survival specialist on Discovery Channel do that to keep himself hydrated in the desert?
[QUOTE=''Fal0pian_Tube'']Didn't that survival specialist on Discovery Channel do that to keep himself hydrated in the desert?[/QUOTE] Bear Grylls of Man Vs. Wild did drink his own urine on more than just one occassion in order to survive.
[QUOTE=''uhoh_hotdogs''][QUOTE=''Fal0pian_Tube'']Didn't that survival specialist on Discovery Channel do that to keep himself hydrated in the desert?[/QUOTE] Bear Grylls of Man Vs. Wild did drink his own urine on more than just one occassion in order to survive. [/QUOTE] i heard that show was a fraud. Like he would fly out of the wild for a break, and then back in to tape some more
what ever it takes to survive

YLYL--Slightly aroused edition

You know the rules. Keep em coming!!! YLYL--Slightly aroused edition
uhhhhhhhh.....noYLYL--Slightly aroused edition
in B4 lock.
Errrr...this will probably get locked...
This is gonna be locked so fast.
How has this not been locked by now?
don't discriminate at me
wow....:
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Your kid asks you where babies come from, what do you say??

Where did u think babies come from??Your kid asks you where babies come from, what do you say??
the bird that carries them lolYour kid asks you where babies come from, what do you say??
The adoption center.
My kid asked me and I said out of your mother.
''Thats a secret only mommys know, you have to ask her''
[QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath'']My kid asked me and I said out of your mother. [/QUOTE]LOL, good one! But seriously, where do babies come from?
[QUOTE=''Big_player'']''Thats a secret only mommys know, you have to ask her''[/QUOTE]Haha thats just cold...
I''d tell him about rape and how would it benefit his life.
[QUOTE=''Oleg_Huzwog''][QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath'']My kid asked me and I said out of your mother. [/QUOTE]LOL, good one! But seriously, where do babies come from?[/QUOTE]They come from the Womb. The babies exist out of the Vagina
'' They come from yo Mama, fool!''
I'd be honest with him/her.
[QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath''][QUOTE=''Oleg_Huzwog''] [QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath'']My kid asked me and I said out of your mother. [/QUOTE]LOL, good one! But seriously, where do babies come from?[/QUOTE]They come from the Womb. The babies exist out of the Vagina [/QUOTE]What? No way. Really? That's disgusting!
umm the stork.
[QUOTE=''Oleg_Huzwog''][QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath''][QUOTE=''Oleg_Huzwog''] LOL, good one! But seriously, where do babies come from?[/QUOTE]They come from the Womb. The babies exist out of the Vagina [/QUOTE]What? No way. Really? That's disgusting![/QUOTE]Not really. Just don't think about you comming out of your mothers thing and it will be a ok./ 
Ask your father.
I'll tell them to ask your mother >__>
Your mother
''Sears, they send out a catalog every year with the new models.''In all honesty the ''you came out of your mommy's tummy'' line works pretty well. Later on you can explain that women have eggs, and later on you'll have to explain how you put him there, unless he / she figures it out on their own. Hell, I'd figured it out on my own before my parents thought to talk to me about it, which made things even more awkward on them.''Now that you're getting a sister, do you have any questions on where babies come from?''''no''''Are you sure? It's ok to ask''''No, I know where they come from''''Where do you think they come from?''''A man puts his penis in a women's vagina his sperm travel until they reach and fertilize the egg, which grows in the womb until a baby is born''''No more Sesame Street for you, ever again''.
[QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath''][QUOTE=''Oleg_Huzwog''][QUOTE=''Omni-Wrath'']My kid asked me and I said out of your mother. [/QUOTE]LOL, good one! But seriously, where do babies come from?[/QUOTE]They come from the Womb. The babies exist out of the Vagina [/QUOTE]thanks for ruining my childhood.
''Your Mom''.